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Great Ideas

23Dec08

Okay so I have some really great ideas that I want you to listen to.
The first one is sausages, but really small. Nanosausages. They’re small, like pills, and you take them with a tall glass of water or gravy. So it’s like taking pills, but they are delicious sausages.
The next is the MacBook shuffle. Open [...]


Banalysis

04Nov08

This weekend I gave a little bit of thoughtful reorganization to my closet, which completely emptied it. There are just a few shirts hanging and some shelf space. I can’t tell you how seriously huge this closet is; it’s not so much a walk-in as it is live-in. It’s a small room… actually kind of [...]


Domestication

17Oct08

Sometimes I forget how efficient the state government is. I’ve only been waiting for two weeks to get a copy of my birth certificate mailed in from a county a little over a hundred miles from here and I feel like that’s not reasonable. I really need this thing to come in a timely fashion, [...]